The Reelz Channel’s Scene-By-Scene Review of the ‘Eclipse’ Trailer

The Reelz Channel has given their scene-by-scene review of the newly released (and first official) Eclipse trailer that we all first saw this morning! They talk about everything from Bryce as Victoria, to that shiny thing on Bella’s finger -

The Eclipse teaser trailer opens with a dark and brooding Summit logo, which ties in nicely with the official movie logo shown at the end. See the little eclipse peeping over the Summit mountain? That’s clever. And ominous.

Fifteen seconds in, after a sweeping view of the Forks landscape, Bella and Edward appear lying in a beautiful meadow. Robert Pattinson’s Edward voiceover states “Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment, forever.” Cue swooning fangirls at the sound of his deep, velvety voice.

Fade to a close-up of the lovebirds now standing in said meadow, holding onto each other as if the world is coming to an end. (Well, it is, isn’t it? Nasty vampires are on their way). Bella looks like she’s wearing a shiny silver engagement ring, and Edward’s Cullen Crest wristband is present. It’s like a new range of His ‘n’ Hers, Twilight style.

Remember those badass vampires we mentioned? Well, here they are. Say hello to the Volturi — Italy’s finest.

Volturi Jane wastes no time telling Bella and Edward exactly what thinks. “She’s still human. The Volturi don’t give second chances.” Isn’t that what Caius said in New Moon? I would have thought the Volturi were above repetition, seeing as they’re so frightening. And threatening. Quick, Edward — run away!

They don’t run — that’s not the vampire way. Instead, they stand there looking pensive. With Edward’s funny, flat hair and uber-pale skin. Has Rob Pattinson’s self-styling ways rubbed off on his super-smooth alter-ego?

You can check out the rest of their review here!