Breaking Dawn Confessions

I didn't make these, these are just for people's enjoyments. ^_^

Breaking Dawn Confessions

#1

No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.

#2

I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.

#3

Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.

#4

I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.

#5

Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.

#6

Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.

#7

I tried to change my date of Birth to August 13th.

#8

Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter.

#9

I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme.

#10

I can't accept Jasper as "Jazz"

#11

I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned by Renesmee Carlie Cullen.

#12

I went to the park and stared in every guys face trying to imprint on them

#13

I was the hiker that Bella smelled when she was hunting. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

# 14

Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5.

#15

I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house.

#16

Mike Newton donated blood to Red Cross. Little that he know, Bella drank it while she was pregnant.

#17

I've heard of all Jacob's blonde jokes.

#18

When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting. I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book.