Eclipse confessions

Once again, I didn't make own any of these, I just post these for people's enjoyments.

#1

I never really understood Bella's Switzerland comment.

#2

I already knew of Victoria's plan before anyone did.

#3

I wouldn't have punched Jacob in the face.

#4

Cuddling with a pushy, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea.

#5

I would, gladly, be affected by the territorial disputes between mystical creatures.

#6

Yes Jacob, your being half naked bothers me.

#7

Seducing a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me.

#8

Alice and Edward are free to kidnap me whenever they like.

#9

When I get married, it would be August 13th.

#10

Alice can plan my wedding.

#11

I ship Alice/Jasper more than Edward/Bella.

#12

I adopted a stray the other day... I thought he was Jacob Black.