Twilight Confessions

I didn't make any of these! These are just for people's enjoyments!

#1

I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward

#2

Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.

#3

Lamb chops are delicious

#4

I stabbed Edward Cullen with a fork. And lived to tell the tale.

#5

I stay up at night, waiting for Edward to show up

#6

Ballet sudios give me chills.

#7

I developed a wierd habit for biting people.

#8

I'm willing to bet against Alice.

#9

Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fangirl.

#10

When I have kids, I will name them after the Cullens.

#11

I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward will save me.

#12

I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.

#13

I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.

#14

I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes with a free vampire.

#15

I threw away all of my Harry Potter books to make room for my Twilight Books.

#16

I went to the doctor the other day... and asked him how Edward was doing.

#17

I went to the doctor the other day... and called him Carlisle.

#18

Popsicles are mow my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.

#19

I saw a grizzly bear and screamed "Emmett!"

#20

If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.

#21

Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?!? Where?!?"

#22

Edward heard me thinking of him... and he blushed like a schoolgirl.

#23

I have a picked up line... " Are you a vampire? Coz you dazzle me"

#24

I'm addicted to something called heroin (pretend heroin was crossed out) twilight.

New moon Confessions

Here's New Moon Confessions. like I said before, I didn't make any of these, I just posted them for people's enjoyments.

#1

I can hear Edward in my head too!

#2

If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.

#3

Alice stole my Porsche.

#4

Jane has my favorite vampire power.

#5

I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*

#6

Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.

#7

Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.

#8

I named all of my dogs after Jacob and his friends.

#9

I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.

#10

I second Emmett's vote.

#11

I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.

#12

If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.

Eclipse confessions

Once again, I didn't make own any of these, I just post these for people's enjoyments.

#1

I never really understood Bella's Switzerland comment.

#2

I already knew of Victoria's plan before anyone did.

#3

I wouldn't have punched Jacob in the face.

#4

Cuddling with a pushy, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea.

#5

I would, gladly, be affected by the territorial disputes between mystical creatures.

#6

Yes Jacob, your being half naked bothers me.

#7

Seducing a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me.

#8

Alice and Edward are free to kidnap me whenever they like.

#9

When I get married, it would be August 13th.

#10

Alice can plan my wedding.

#11

I ship Alice/Jasper more than Edward/Bella.

#12

I adopted a stray the other day... I thought he was Jacob Black.

Breaking Dawn Confessions

I didn't make these, these are just for people's enjoyments. ^_^

Breaking Dawn Confessions

#1

No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.

#2

I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.

#3

Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.

#4

I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.

#5

Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.

#6

Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.

#7

I tried to change my date of Birth to August 13th.

#8

Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter.

#9

I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme.

#10

I can't accept Jasper as "Jazz"

#11

I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned by Renesmee Carlie Cullen.

#12

I went to the park and stared in every guys face trying to imprint on them

#13

I was the hiker that Bella smelled when she was hunting. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

# 14

Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5.

#15

I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house.

#16

Mike Newton donated blood to Red Cross. Little that he know, Bella drank it while she was pregnant.

#17

I've heard of all Jacob's blonde jokes.

#18

When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting. I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book.